Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
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