yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
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