I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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