I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
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