I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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