Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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