their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
i'm signing you up for texting rehab
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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