Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
My financial advisor pointed out that 37% of my income is currently going towards "non-essential food items"
That's banker lingo for "you're an alcoholic"
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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