My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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