Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
The ass gains better be worth it
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