Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
Randomize
