Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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