I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
We are all done wearing pants today
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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