around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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