We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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