i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
It's shark week go big or go home
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
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