allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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