Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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