Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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