just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
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