so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
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