I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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