Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
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