No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
Randomize
