so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Randomize
