So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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