Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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