i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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