I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
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