Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
I look better un-naked...
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Randomize
