after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
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