Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
im holly from the hills drunk
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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