Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
Randomize
