He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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