Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
Randomize
