I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
worst night to have a conscience
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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