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Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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