i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
I got her a Nickelback box set.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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