this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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