Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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