Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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