Sry I called you an 8
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
