White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
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