Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
i will never coherently bang her
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
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