I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
Who put my cat in the fridge?
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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