Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
her vagine was all disorganized.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
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