I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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