that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
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