She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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