your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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